miissmariissa:

Ok so I’m guessing I should really get butane or however you spell it.

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

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sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

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pochamarama:

"You think he’s cute? Have you tried telling him?"

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Yes

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unokay:

awwww-cute:

When corgis and cats mate

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ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

ambisagrus:

no image has ever described my life quite so well

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

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bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

uh yeah i’m a pretty big history buff *picks up rock* this has probably been here for a long time. *touches ground* old people once stood on this ground. maybe even dinosaurs

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lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

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disappears:

can i politely murder you

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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*ssssk ssssk ssssk ssssk*

officialcrow:

ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material

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