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australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy

(via chipdips)

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

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orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

(via hotboyproblems)

I barely find anybody attractive. I barely feel an affection for anybody.. But when I do.. I fall in so deep, so hard it’s ridiculous.
This. (via blue-bitchh)

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(via fhlowerbombs)

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via fake-mermaid)

(via blissdaisy)

kylamaeo:

Hawaii, you make it so hard to leave

(via hatred-and-desire)

That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.
(via angiellehcim)

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so-personal:

everything personal♡